Happy Easter!

HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY! *starts throwing out chocolate easter eggs whilst wearing bunny ears*

I hope you all have a fantastic Easter and eat lots of chocolate (but don't be sick! Lol)
But don't forget the true meaning of Easter when Jesus rose from the dead (if you're religious) Have a great time and relax whilst the holidays last :)
Best wishes!

Love and Laughs,
Jaffa xx

So. Freakin. Tired

Two words-THE GYM. Actually that SHOULD be why I'm tired but considering I didn't actually GO to the gym this morning that isn't the reason :P The reason is cause I went for a 6km bike ride! SIX KILOMETERS! It wouldn't have been to bad except I haven't ridden a bike for almost two years! What happened was, I was at a friends house and we were bored so I borrowed her brothers bike at we went for a bike ride. Originally we were just going to ride out to one of the parks which would have been about 2km there and back but once we got there we thought it would be fun to got to the other park so off we went! We were fine until we got to the last hill before her house, at this point we went "Stuff this, I'm not riding up that" so we kinda cheated at walked up the hill :P so right now? I'm about to fall asleep on my feet and my legs and bum hurt from sitting on the saddle for several hours :/
I'm soooo tired! So nighty night!

Love and Laughs,
Jaffa xx

P.S did I mention we didn't have drink bottles or water for the whole ride?

P.P.S I have a new email address for the blogs so if you need me just click on my profile and press email :P

P.P.P.S my seven year old sister is dancing around the lounge room singing 'Lets Get Physical' by Oliva Newton-John. I have never been more embarrassed.

Another random quiz

Since everyone liked my last quiz, here's another one for you. In this one you ask a question then press shuffle on your iPod and the title of the song is your answer :)

1.IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Leave me Alone-The Veronica's (I would probably say that actually. Lol)

2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Assassin-Muse (there couldn't be a better answer!)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
American Boy-Kanye West/Estelle (lol, weird)

4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
S.O.S-Jonas Brothers (kinda accurate actually)

5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
All Across the World-Young Modern (this is getting creepy)

6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I Hope You Dance-Lee Ann Womack (I think my iPod knows me a little bit too well)

7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Show-Lenka (I suppose I can be a drama queen sometimes :P)

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
City of Delusion-Muse (I have no idea)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Nobody Wins-The Veronica's (kinda right actually)

10.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Soldiers Poem-Muse (a soldier?)

11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
You Keep Me Hanging On-Glee (hmm, maybe)

12.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Supermassive Back Hole-Muse (I have a lot of Muse on my iPod o.O)

13.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Love Story-Taylor Swift (I don't think so! Lol)

14.WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR FUTURE?
Rehab-Rihanna (Uh oh)

15.WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
You're All I Have-Snow Patrol (I think that's appropriate enough)

16.HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Starlight-Muse (aliens?)

17.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
We Cry-The Script (fair enough, it's fine by me!)

18.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
I Don't Believe You-P!nk (trusting someone? Kinda right)

19.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Happy Ending-Mika (I want a Happy Ending :) )

20.WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?
All I Ever Wanted-Basshunter (lol)

Well! There you have it! I have a lot more songs on my iPod but it didn't seem to shuffle very well :/ hope you liked it!

Love and Laughs,
Jaffa xx

IMPORTANT NOTICE!

Ok, so the last post was pretty awesome, but before we do that, I think we need to organize something else. You MUST go to this website: evilminionplans.blogspot.com
It is VERY IMPORTANT That you visit that link because it could benefit all us minions greatly!
So visit that link ASAP!

Love and laughs,
Jaffa xx

Reunion

A group of us were talking on Derek's blog and we decided that one day we should all get together and meet each other. We've decided on a place and when but the more specific details will arrive later.

Where: New York or Ireland, what do you guys think? Now I've thought about it Ireland might be a good idea, so comment to let us know where!

When: in 8 years. (2019)

Also: take a picture of yourself at this age so when we meet we can show each other what we looked like when we first became friends :)

I know it sounds a bit stupid and vague but I think we should do it. Finally meet the people we've come to love talking to :) So start saving and comment if you want to be part of the reunion!

Love and laughs,
Jaffa xx

Random Stuff

It's 1:30am and I'm SERIOUSLY bored so I decided I'd update my blog with random stuff for absolutely no reason :P
ENJOY!

Today I found out that my birthday is also Hamburger Day, National Mustard Day (in America) and Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day. How awesome is that? Lol

Ok, this is just some weird, random quiz that I found and decided to do:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Might like to find one that suits you" says Beetee (the book was The Hunger Games;Mockingjay

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A giant pile of books :P

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Eastenders.........wow, that's really depressing

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:45am?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:44am, only one minute off! Now that is skill

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The faint sound of traffic on the highway

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I last stepped outside to feed my dogs their dinner

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?

Reading MLIA

9. What are you wearing?

A green tee and grey short shorts (why the hell am I wearing short shorts in this weather?) and a hoodie cause I'm cold (I'm in my pjs :P )

10. Did you dream last night?

I think so but I don't know what it was about

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was talking to people on blogland

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Blue paint. Hmm, I think I need to decorate

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My friends.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It stops me being bored for a few minutes :)

15. What is the last film you saw?

I'm not sure :/

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Plane tickets so I can meet all my friends on blogger properly :) and buy food for the starving people :/

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Sometimes when no one is around, I put on some music and dance around singing along with it using a hairbrush as a microphone (yeah, I'm weird)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make everybody equals p


19. Do you like to dance?

Yep! Love to dance!

20. What would you call your first child? Give a boy and girl name.

Hmm, for a girl it would probably be Amelia or Rose and for a boy, either Josh or Will

MORE RANDOM AND SOMETIMES FUNNY STUFF! (some of the stuff might not completely make sense but that is just cause I took stuff from different places so just go with it! :])

I am the girl...

that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Ok, so that one doesn't exactly apply to me anymore)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books,
who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.


95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.(Doesn't one side HAVE to lose?)

If you've ever burst into laughter about something not really funny, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your hand repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile.(All the time.)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I LAUGHED SOO MUCH AT THIS:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money

A good friend will lend you their umbrella. A best friend will steal yours then yell "Run girl! Run!"



In 2011 When...

1. You accidentally enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with old friends are they don't have Myspace, Facebook or your mobile number.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity


Funny warning labels:
1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
(I'm intrigued)

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)



A stranger will stab you in the front, a friend will stab you in the back, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Education is important; school, however, is another matter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


When life gives you lemons...

Make orange juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Squirt the juice in you enemies eyes


-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"

-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."



If you ever wondered why the world is round, and not shaped like a octagon, you may be insane.

If you ever drew you favorite book or TV characters with heads bigger than even the BIGGEST ego and brain could have fit in and it still be to big, you may be insane.

If you have your favorite book characters in your head, and they TALK to you, you may be insane. (yes, Skulduggery Pleasant. It was quite a good conversation actually)

If you show any of these signs, hide from your counselor, they can take away your powers.

OK, IM ACTUALLY GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW SO GOODNIGHT WORLD!!!!

Lots of love and laughs,
Jaffa xx

Horse Riding

Ok, this is just a quick update but I only just remembered this.
So the other day I had my horse riding lesson and I realised that where I have horse riding is on this giant estate thing and there's like this giant manor house thing that they give tours around. The other day I realized that it looks EXACTLY like how I imagined Elysium Asylum!
Weird or what? While I was riding I kept imagining all the adventures that we could have made happen there :)
Anyway, just thought you might want to know that :P

Lots of Love
Jaffa xx

Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry

I am sooo sorry that I haven't updated for so long. The Internet crashed and the stupid people who are supposed to fix it took FOREVER! I mean seriously, the Internet only started working about half an hour ago! Anyway, in the time that has passed with no Internet HEAPS has happened. On the plus side though, im on easter holidays now so i have more time to write fanfiction! I cant even remember most of what has happend, but this is what I DO remember:

French test-Last week we had an end of term French test and I got 99 out of 100, so I was VERY proud of myself :)

Public Speaking-You may remember me mentioning the public speaking competition and my topic was bullying, well guess what? ................I WON! Yup, I got 1st place :P thank you to everyone who helped me!
This is what my speech was:

""Don't judge a book by it's cover" I'm sure you have all heard that statement before, but have you ever really given it much thought?

Good morning/afternoon chairperson, timekeeper and members of the audience, my topic today is bullying.

Everyday people are judged by what they look like or how they dress instead of their personality. Just because they dress differently, people tease them or stereotype them. For example, if they wear black? They're goth or emo. If they're a cheerleader? That automatically makes them a stupid ditz. It is a form of bullying.
Have you ever thought that perhaps someone wears black just because they like the colour? Or they're a cheerleader for sport instead of playing something like netball? So many people are outcast because of their religion, race, sexuality, disabilities or just because they don't wear the 'latest trend'. I think this needs to stop.

World war 2 was a good example of being an outcast and hurt just because of their religion. The Jews were sent to work hard or were executed because they they believed in something different to others. Or what about Muslims? The women cover their faces but if they go to some countries, they are forced to remove their veils. Has anyone ever thought that this may be an insult to THEIR religion?

Sexuality has been a major cause of bullying for years. Some people think it's 'wrong' to love someone of the same gender. If you're in love you're in love, right? Its not something you choose. So what's the harm in that? Just because someones gay, lesbian or bisexual it doesn't mean they don't have feelings.

Ah yes, looks. Something so many people get teased and bullied about everyday. If someones slightly overweight? They must be fat and not know what self control is. Or perhaps if they're really skinny they're anorexic. Have you ever thought about the people who starve themselves because someone called them fat even if they weren't? The people, girls most of the time but not always, who really are anorexic or bulimic as the result of bullying. Some people self-harm and starve themselves just because people say that they aren't perfect, well, NEWS FLASH nobody IS perfect.

The sad thing is, that these days, eating disorders are quite common. People are constantly called fat, or are told that they will never be pretty. But you wanna know the worst thing? After a while people start believing what others say and think that they have to change to fit in. Don't EVER change for someone else, be who you are! And if they don't like it, well too bad.

So many lives are lost each year because they were told they weren't right, whether it was because of their race, looks, religion, sexuality or so many other causes! It's all bullying in one way or another. And it NEEDS to stop.

Someone once said:
HER? The girl you just called fat? Shes been starving herself and has lost over 30 pounds. The boy you called stupid? He has a learning disability and studies over 4 hours a night. The girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup in hope that people will like her. The boy you tripped? He's abused at home. There's a lot more to peoples life than you'd ever understand. Actions speak louder than words...."

What do you think? I have to say that speech at another public speaking competition next month so wish me luck!

Netball-This weekend I had to play 2 games of netball because the older team needed an extra couple of players. In my first game we played really well but I almost passed out on the court. I have no idea what happened but in the end I sat the next quarter off but I was still hot right but my friends mum is a nurse so she said that I probably needed to boost my sugar levels so my mum went and bought me a sports drink and a packet of sweets :) I went on for the next quarter and was fine. Unfortunately we lost that game but then I had to go play for the older team immediately afterward. By the end of the second game I almost passed out again! I have no clue what happened to me but I'm alright now :P we won the second game which was good so in the end I had a quite eventful Saturday.

Now-Well, luckily my sister has gone on a horse camp and won't be back until tomorrow night so I get 2 full days with my mum! As an added bonus the internet is working again so I can talk to you people!! YAY!

I know I've missed stuff but I'll fill that in if I remember :P I promise, I'm working on my fanfic and it shall be posted soon!

Lots of love,
Jaffa xx